About me (updated)

Harr, harr, kaeptn speaking and you found your way (back) to my (new) bLog. I am focussing my life on daring new traveling adventures, writing and publishing cool literature. Pushing the boundaries of literature into unknown dimensions and turning my 500+ old skateboard into colorful and conscious-altering art. That’s that and it has been quite a trip so far and I am just about to gain momentum for something even bigger – you have been warned!

a disclaimer before you start: this is not your average blog, it’s punk’n roll, it’s full of swears, sex, crazy stories and psychedelic adventures.

so enjoy or leave this page immediately. (and don’ tell me I didn’t told you so!)

=> use the labels to go to specific adventures or topics. everything is under construction all the time… =) and this thing will – in the course of time – be turned into the most beautiful blog on the planet, but you’ll have to return frequently.

THE LONG WALK WEST is my first adventure, if you are not sure where to start, this might be a good place, since this is where all of this (including this blog and my actual life as a kaeptn) started.

my interpuntion and orthography changes all the time. the German and English changes all the time. I am still uncertain whether I want to keep up writing the German version of this blog, since my mommy, for whom I initially started this whole shizzle, doesn’t really read this anymore.

This is the basis of all my writing – I know that I know birdshit about almost everything that concerns life, the universe and everything.

And, this said, I still marvel at the fact that this blog is being viewed several thousand times per month. But I guess that’s one of the many things I can pay no attention at all to…

At the moment: I am back in my workshop, working on manifesting the life of my dreams, dreaming my perfect life, which is sitting in my workshop typing. At one point, I guess somebody has to knock on my door telling me that I have arrived. Until then, I keep on planning my upcoming reading tour in the US, hoping that people still invest in my crazy Crowdfunding and help me keep sitting in my workshop, entertaining you with my awesome life 🙂

my life’s story and all the other crap will be updated soon, later or maybe never.